Better Luck Next Time, Prince Charming

Hello there.

What's up you homosexual apes. No, seriously.. What's up guys.

I've got lots of stuff up for me.

First up, remember what I told you guys in my very first post? Obviously you won't. But it's okay. Caz I'm gonna say it again. Well, I've told you guys I'm gonna have like this Final Year Project thing. It's finally happening! So what my group's gonna do is, set up some kind of apparel store. We're gonna have some neat designs from some young local designers. I'll give you guys more info later, but don't forget to support us once our website's up and when our store location's finalized.

Oh, just a short note. If you guys think you're pretty decent looking, and you guys wanna help out as models. Contact me via Facebook, Twitter, Formspring or you can stalk me. (I'm just kidding, don't try stalking me.) I'm pretty sure I've asked some of you to help out also, so yeaaapppp, gonna try to contact you guys again. OH. Hold ye horses, if you guys can design awesome tees, or you have friends who can do that. PLEASEEEEE, tell me. Because we're looking for super-awesome-talented people like you! (Or your friends) And maybe we can work somethin' out. Y'know? Like getting YOUR DESIGNS PRINTED ON T-SHIRTS WHICH WILL BE SOLD ISLANDWIDE! (Sounds attractive ehhh.... Haha. No?)

So besides the shameless promotion of our business, let's talk about life now shall we?

The year 2010's been a pretty good year. (It's a shame that it's coming to an end) But yeaaa, lots of good stuff's been happening to me. As in, seriously, A LOT. Sure, there may be some setbacks/disappointment but it's been good generally.

But somehow, it hasn't been so smooth lately. (What a surprise... I know right?) Andddd I'm pretty much screwing everything up again. It's almost as screwed up as this,

Hahah, classic.

Yea. And I'm gonna try fixing everything again. Because it's really really messed up from where I am. Gonna need loadsa luck. (because when I say I'm screwing up, I really am. And it's not good.)

But it's okay, caz I know I won't be the only one out there. Right guys..................? Right? No? :(

Oh btw, I've finally got a job. I don't know how long it's gonna last though. So yeaaappp. The pay's like shit and... I think I may have to clean the toilets... Or maybe not.

So to all you guys who really wanna support me from the bottom of your heart, and visit me to tell me that you loveeeee me... Thanks, but I'm not gonna tell you where I'm workin' at because the "I Don't Want to Be Stalked" rule still applies.

Hahah, just kiddin'. But seriously, I'm not sure if I'm gonna last. So I'm not gonna give false hopes. Maybe when I'm more or less settled down, then I'll tell you guys. :)

Right now, I just wanna get over and done with my school work and tests. And get my life back on track.

Kayz, Peace on you guys. (Oh don't forget about the model and artist thingy, even if it means sabotaging your friends) Seeeee yaaaa.

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Because I'm Counting Every Lie

Hello there.

So, I was just messin' around in school today. And one of my friends, Theo, was asking the group, "If you could have something, like an ability, something more realistic and not the power of flight, etc. What would it be?" Well, somewhere along those lines.

Pretty interesting, isn't it? Well, for Theo, he chose to have a photographic memory. I wasn't really thaattttt into the question, until I was on the bus, watchin' people snatch seats and y'know the usual that people do on buses. And yea, I started thinking about the endless possibilities of whatever I can have and what I want to have.

And I finally realized what I wanted.

PAH-PAH-PAH-POKER FACE.

Not Lady Gaga. But yea, I want a poker face. And if you think you have a poker face, then I want a face that's "poker-er" or the face that's the "poker-est". (What I'm tryin' te say is, I want a face more boring/dull/"unreadable" than yours.)

Why? (I've always knew you had that curious side hidden inside of you.) It's because no matter how I'm feeling, I'll still be able to hide it. Even when I'm happy. And most importantly, even when you're feeling the most vulnerable. People won't see it.

And I've told you before, humans are fragile (and there's not a damn thing you can do about it). Sometimes, acting your way out might just be the only alternative.

So, if you get my point, since we're so damn effin' good at lying/acting, we might as well go all the way out and join the masquerade. Yeap, blame our intelligence, because humans are the ones who started the lie-game.

So tell me, what would you have chosen if you were me? The ability to do a handstand with no hands? The ability to run faster? Or do you just want a humongous p***s? Well, you can always leave a comment on my Formspring.

Oh by the way, I didn't really take a stroll tonight, but I was sittin' by the poolside, with my legs in the water, and I was listening to music, thinking about some stuff and so on.

And there was some weird bug that kamikaze-d itself into the swimming pool. And I was staring at it as it struggled. It was darting around in the swimming pool, flapping its wings and legs. I was not sure if it was in pain or whatever, but I was pretty sure it definitely wasn't enjoying it.

So for people who don't really know me, I freaking H.A.T.E. bugs. But somehow, I just reached out, and scooped it out of the pool. (And during the "rescue", I was speaking to the bug, "Come on, swim over so I can reach you..." Now, don't judge me, assholes.)

Yea, I thought I killed it when I saw it lying on the floor, motionless. But then it got up. So yeap, I saved a freaking life, byatch. And I'm feelin' pretty good about it. Because, tell me, how many of you would have tried to save it? Probably 1 out of 10 of you. Nah, I kid, you guys are probably nicer than me.

Soooo, if you got to this part of the post, thannnkkkksss. Not all people read through blogs properly. And congratulations caz there's still a lot more to come.

Peace guys. Oh, btw, don't forget to check out my sister's bloggg. It's somewhere at the sidebar. Just click on "Jiaqi' and yea. That's it. See yaaaa.

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Early Sunsets.

Hello there.

Y'know I seriously suck at recalling what I have to blog about. So let's talk about the first thing that comes to my head in 3... 2... 1..., Christmas.

Nice. Alright, you sexy mamacitas, Christmas isssss awesome. I like the idea of it. Gift exchanging, hanging out with friends and families. What more could we ask for? (Not that I get gifts very often, but still)AND IT'S ALMOST HERE.

Well, for people who don't really know me well. I loveeee snow. Which means I long for a White Christmas (is that the right expression for it? I don't know. It should be..). Especially those where you sit around some fireplace in a small cottage with people you love and your friends. Yea. Somethin' like that. Also, I'm kinda a huge sucker for stars and the night sky. So it'd be good if I could just lie on a big-ass pile of snow and look at stars.

It'd be nice to have some company, (ohhh you know what I mean.)

Oh daaayyyyuuuum~

Hahah, I kid. I kinda found that pic when I searched "snow angel". Okaayy, no seriously, I'd do it with the woman of my life and yea, a family. Y'know what I mean.

OKaayyyy, something that reminds me of Christmas is alsooooo, a band called Mumford & Sons. They're kinda like an Indie Folk band? Sooooo yea, I don't know, but the vocalist's voice reminds me of Christmas. (I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one who thinks so.....)

Sooo, yeaaapp. Here's the link! to the sonngggg, so give it a listen if you can't get to sleep at night. And stuff. Pretty awesome stuff. Yeaaaappp. So I guess that's all for now. :) Tell me what you want for Christmas, and I just might get it for you. :) (Hahaha no I'm kidding. Sorry!)

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I Said It's Perfect.

Hello there.

Waazzuuuuppppppppppp guys. I told you I'll be celebrating Halloween with my classmates right.

Well, Ignore the gladiator dude. We don't know him. I think.

And so we did. Well, we wandered around Clarke Quay at night. And it was such an experience. I mean how often do you get to see people dress up as pirates, ghosts, bunnies and even whores? Nah, I kid. But seriously, people who bother dressing up deserve respect.

So what did I dress up as? A freaking Rubik's Cube. (yea you got that right)

Ignore the face. I had problems moving my hands.

G33K ATT4CK! (Yea I actually had a girl coming up to tell me, "YOU'RE SUCH A GEEK") Tell me the costume looks awesome. I think it does! Caz I didn't make it!

The person I/we have to thank issssssssss,

Dora the Seductive Explorer.

SHAZLIN! (Sorry for the photo, but it's a hilarious impromptu shot. I just had to share it.) Apparently, she took 6 hours to make the Rubiks costume with a cardboard box, masking tape and coloured papers. And she organized the whole Halloween party thing for the class too. So yeaapppp. 3 cheers for Shazlin!.... (Okay you can stop now.)

P.S.


I was trying on Shazlin's wig that day. And I realized. I WANT MY FREAKING LONG HAIR BACK. NOW. It's so unfair....

Okay bye guys.


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Random Post #1

Hello there.

Hey you, sexy babies. Remember me telling you how I always had sooo many thoughts & updates but couldn't find an appropriate moment to pen them down. Well, this is Random Post #1.

To start things, I have watched the Last Exorcism recently with my sister and my cousin. And it's a pretty good movie because it addresses issues. Like real issues. Not the "You're waiting for a train..." kind of issue. So basically, any Christians out there should probably watch it. I think it's good because the movie really tests your faith etc etc. Okay it's not so much of a test but it gets you thinking.

I've actually also played some computer games with them, Left 4 Dead 2. So yea, as much as I think I kick ass at it, I don't. For some reason, to myself, I look really professional when I see my character shooting zombies on screen. But.. yea, results prove otherwise.

I think I've mentioned it in my twitter a few days back. But ah well, I'm gonna say it again. The Dimsum Dollies' songs that are playing nationwide in all MRT stations and trains, I know some of you really hate them, but I've gotta say, I like them. Seriously. Hahaha. Not a psycho... But seriously, isn't it more annoying that Singaporeans need soooo many campaigns to remind themselves how to be courteous? At least stop pushing and shoving around to get into the train like a freaking twat. It's not like the train station's gonna explode if you don't get into the train/ get a seat on the train, right?

Oh yeap, I haven't written in my diary for a very very long time. How long? Since freaking July, that is. Maybe I should totally get back to it.

Oh and hey, HALLOWEEEEN'S COMING. So I'll be with my ex-class around Clarke Quay tomorrow night. If you see a guy with a huge-ass Rubik's Cube on his body. It should be me. So you can say HIIIIIII.

So that's about it. See you guys around. PEACE (with a nigga-tone).

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Stygiophobia

Hello there.

What the hell is up guys. "Image uploads will be disabled for two hours due to maintenance at 5:00PM PDT Wednesday, Oct. 20th." This is. (Yayyyyyy! Short post today!!!)

So school started, and I'm pretty ticked off by:
1. My timetable
2. My timetable
3. The timetable committee (I don't even know if they exist)
4. A module called CBS

Now, I have no idea what the hell CBS stands for, and there must be a reason why I'm not interested to find out. (No offense to Ms/Mrs/Mdm Palam though, she's nice) So this module teaches you how to write your resume, get your portfolio together and how to deal with an interview. That's right, how to freaking ace an interview.

Well, a lot of people may argue, "Jiawei, some people need to learn how to 'sell themselves well' (no I don't mean prostitution.)" I say, screw that shit.

People, don't you see what the world is doing to us? On one hand, you're telling us to be ourselves, don't lie to your heart and all the other cheesy motivational phrases to spur us on and in the next minute, you're teaching us what we SHOULD say during an interview and what we SHOULD do in order to secure a job that you really want.

Well, is it just me, or does this feel like the second phase of some kind of dictatorship. (Is that the right word? Idk, screw it) It's like we're living exactly how the Society wants us to live. They are messin' with our minds.

I'm not saying that I'm gonna walk in naked for an interview in the future, but I think it's good for us to know that, we're not living for ourselves anymore. (Yay!) Y'know why? Because most of us can't bear to disappoint the people around us. The people who mean a lot.

So the only time you're gonna start living your life to the fullest is when you have 10 Million bucks, that way you can do whatever you want without disappointing others because you can provide for them, for yourselves, etc.

Now the question is, "How do you get the 10 million dollars?" It's simple, either get really lucky OR work your ass off. And the damn thing about work is, you probably have to start by sitting through an interview. SEE! YOU GET IT NOW? TOTAL MIND-F. If Inception has 5 levels, Life itself has 1000000000000 freaking billion levels.

I am digressing but I don't care, caz that's the way it works. Angsty post is angsty. And besides, how you handle an interview's pretty much common sense right?

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Now, I'm Closer to the Edge

Hello there,

What the hell is up guys? The past 2 weeks were sooooo packed. But, they were probably the most eventful ones in a long time. I'm so damn freaking tired. The only reason why I'm typing this, is for the readers of this blog. Because I haven't updated this piece of shit for like, a long time.

Well, to sum it all up, I've been to Vietnam last week for a study trip, (it actually felt like a holiday) and I really really enjoyed the company I had. My classmates are probably the beasts of partying and nonsense.

So what I've learned during the Vietnam trip is:

1. Stuff's really cheap there
2. But there's nothing much to buy
3. Nothing beats doing nonsense with the right people
4. I still look like shit in photographs. (No kidding)

And then there's the DBA camp, which is kinda organized by most of my classmates. I think all of them really deserve a huge-ass pat on their backs because it was tiring. And yea, it wasn't easy. Especially when the major setback hit us, our nightwalk was canceled because 2 clowns (security guards) stopped us.

It was really quite depressing because I could feel the campers and facils and even ourselves getting freaking hyped up for it. But.. ah well, as I told Andy, as long as we know we probably prepared one of the most epic nightwalk EVER (of course with the help of our awesome facils).

So that's about it. And one more thing, I'm really really gonna miss my classmates because I won't be joining them for lessons for the next (final) semester. I never knew I was gonna have soooo much fun with them. And I really really wished I hadn't went for that shitty interview that got me into a different class.

So guys, (including Celes and Darren in China) thanks for all the fun you've brought. Really really really really appreciate it. Now that the camp's over, the Vietnam trip's over and the previous semester's over, I'm probably not gonna see you guys often anymore? I mean since I probably only have to go to school for 2 days for the next sem.

Don't forget to ask me out if you guys have outings and stuff. :) Hahahaha. Yea, I was actually pretty serious about that.

Peace guys! Well, those who are not in this... Just imagine yourself being there. :)

Okaayyy, so that's about it for now. I have to apologize to allllll the friends who asked me out and got rejected caz I was busy. (Esp. Sop) Really really sorry. I need to go out with ALL of you soon.

P.S. I'm looking for songs/music/bands/artistes. I'm really just listening to everything there is now. So if you guys have music that you think I may be interested in, then, hit me with it! (Not literally) On formspring or whatever. See you guys soon. :)

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