Saccharine.

Hello there.

Let's talk about 2 people today.

One of them is..

Sheldon Cooper

And the other is..

Barney Stinson

Food for thought. For all of you who watch these sitcoms, you'd realize that, they're easily the favourites among the viewers. Well... because they're the funniest.

Why? Let's just say they are the "assholes" in their sitcoms.

If you think about it, we usually won't want people like them in our group. I mean... Seriously? A ZERO EQ geek (okay maybe just a bit of EQ) who wants to be a robot and a jerk who sleeps around with women.

Well, if TV is based on real life, then shouldn't we accept insensitive people/players and not ostracize them?

And then we have the people who are more SIMILAR to the normal people, being

Leonard Hofsatdter

AND

Ted Mosby

But the thing is, on TV, they're the ones the viewers like less. Like how Leonard's always the "turn-off" and Ted is always the annoying/naggy/spoiler guy. Funny isn't it?

For me, the most important thing is to, y'know, take things easy. Laugh it all off. Why so serious, right? But... Easier said that done. I guess it's just human. It's not easy to put yourself in someone's shoes.

Alrightyz. OKAY... For people who want to know what kind of dressing I dig. I've showed the webby to some of my friends before. It's a pretty awesome site. The author has a book also. Which I came across in Soon Lee's Rockstar. It's also called The Sartorialist. << You can click that.

Really really love some of the outfits. It's like street, but also smart casual/formal for some. So yeaaapp. Hope some of you get inspired and start dressing like the people featured.. Although it'd be ridiculous for Singapore. Since it's so hot. It also explains why I wear jackets/cardigans/blazers out sometimes even though the heat KILLS. But yea, looks > comfort. (most of the times)

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If I Had A Superpower #2

Hello there.

Just for now, I feel like teleporting.

It's gonna be so much fun. Zappin' around the globe.

Best part is, I can go to places where people can't find me. Like.... to the top of the Singapore Flyer. Just for the night. Or maybe even to Mount Everest to watch the sunrise.

Sucks to be me.

Just realized I'm always holding back. Like for everything I do. Not sure if it's cowardice or just the pure lack of interest.

They always say.. Time's the best medicine. I believe it's true. But sometimes.. All we really want is painkillers. Just for that moment.

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It's Getting Really Tough.

Hello there.

What's up gaise?

My knee hurts. Bruised. Pain.


That's what happens when you meet unfriendly guys at clubs who refuse to move. And no, I didn't get into a fight.

Went to Vivo with Nick. Same old same old.

So cool d00d.

Did I mention that I have a lot of video clips? But yea, can't show them caz I suck at the video editing thing.

Oohh, I watched this show called "The Shawshank Redemption". It's an old movie. But it's probably one of the best. Go watch it if you can.

Some people ask me what kind of songs do I like when I go to parties. It's usually this genre called Electro hop. The Black Eyed Peas. Far East Movement. LMFAO. The Cataracs. Yea stuff like that. I like Far East Movement a lot though. Guessin' caz it's Azn pride.

Well, basically, I'll be fine with anything that gets the crowd goin'. I like good crowds. And really retarded lyrics that make the band sound bad ass. Hahah I secretly do wanna be a bad ass.

"Girls on the Dance Floor" "Top of the World" "If I Was You (OMG)".. List goes on. Old songs. Yea. But I don't give a shit. Oh and I'm not too much of a trance/house/techno kind guy.

Yea that's about it guyz. See ya around.

Oh and I'm gonna start taking lessons for my sats test. Since y'know, I forgot all my math stuff. Let's hope the other students are gonna be fun?

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Confirm the Real Taste of Rain.

Hello there.

Hey what's up you guys.

Feelin' a lil' lonely these few days. That explains the increase in the number of posts. Nah I'm just kidding 'bout the loneliness thing.

Anyway. Few things to talk about today.

1. Singapore General Elections.

I knowwww... it's 2011. Our generation's all grown up now. We finally understand what's going on with the country and the government and parties and stuff. (Or some of us just act like we know. Like me)

This year's GE is supposedly one of the "fiercest" in many years and stuff. BUT. I don't see what's the hype all about..... Like everyone's suddenly DAMN into it or something (like even people who didn't give a shit about the elections in the past). I know it's good to have a little knowledge about what's going on...

But guys... Just leave the "politician-ing" to the politicians k. Chill out with the "PAP SUCKS" or "VOTE FOR PAP" or whatever.

Thing is, we're still young. And we don't really have to vote yet? Call me immature. But I'd like to stay that way. Because it's one less thing to worry about. For now.

2. Osama Bin Laden's dead. And the Americans are really happy about it. Okay, see, I don't understand why they're rejoicing over it? Sure, the major bad guy's dead. But definitely.. an organization won't collapse without their leader. I mean surely they have some people stepping up as new heads, right?

So let me get this straight, an American soldier shot him dead. So the rest of the followers won't get pissed or anything? In any case, Obama's probably right. They have to be more careful now. I mean with that whole revenge thing going on.

3. I should probably come up with a section for this soon.

#1. IF I HAD A SUPERPOWER. It would be.. The ability to read minds. I know I said something about having a poker face the previous time. Thrash that, it's lame.

Because if I could read minds, technically, I can do anything to react to a person's thoughts. Which makes me very very kick-butt. I mean some guy could be all, "hey jiawei, what's up, how's life man?" but behind that smile... he's like, "jiawei you fat ass, you deserve to die now."

And then I can just tell him to screw off, in a more impolite way, of course.

So yea. What kinda superpower would you like to have?

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Random Post #6

Hello there.

Random post again.

1. Watched "Thor". And... the only thing I can say is, I found my new Marvel superhero. Sorry Spiderman, you've gotsa go. Btw, the Chris Hemsworth or whatever his name is.. he's hot and good looking. Typical Marvel movie. But yea, it has Natalie Portman in it.

2. Random shot in car in 3, 2, 1.


My face looks damn big.

3. I haven't changed that much yet.

4. Q: What did the Hotdog say when flirting with the Hamburger? A: "Nice Buns."

5. Okay quick quiz, Butter or Phuture this coming wed?

6. I forgot to mention my her in my list of good friends. Alice. She's my diary. I'm gonna start writing again. I sometimes sleep with her by my bed. So yea. I only plan to share it with one person, my future wife. Because she prolly deserves it. So if you ever read Alice, you must be someone whom I trust a lot. Either that or you're a screwed up fag who read it without my permission.

And to those of you who think keeping a diary is for gay fags/weird psychos. Just screw off. Okay it might be a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittle gay/weird. But yea. CANNOT AH?! WANT FIGHT AH?

Yea, don't fight with me kay? Go pick on someone your own size.

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If You Lookin' Fo Me, Ahm With Da Girls on the Dance Floor.

Hello there.

So. Like I finally made it into the Butter Factory.

I have to say, it was pretty awesome.

Well of course, I had to have good company. The crowd was pretty cool I guess. And of course, my crazy classmates were all hyped up too.

So yea, that's about it.

Oh yea, wanna thank random girl no. 1 for telling me I had a nice shirt. You have good taste. And random girl no. 2 for giving me free drinks. We need more people like you to make the world a better place.

Guys should learn to be nicer too. Just sayin'. Oh btw, if people want to get out of/into the crowd. Please pave the freaking way for them. Don't be a dick by standing rooted to that spot just caz there are some girls around the area that you're trying to dance with.

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Here's Where Things Go A Little Crazy.

Hello there.

Hey guys. Wassup. I just watched Law Abiding Citizen today. (I know I'm slow) Well, a lot of people told me it was brilliant and stuff like that so I decided to finally watch it.

First things first. Gerard Butler is hot. No doubt. And of course, I think he did pretty well portraying his role as a.. good man gone bad.

Okay, the thing about shows like these is, at the first glance, we always think that the plot's genius. The whole mastermind, mysterio-killer, plot twisting thing's cool. Like.. Prison Break.

And then when we start to think about the whole process. You kinda start to think it's almost impossible to carry out plans like that. So all you psycho-killer wannabes, give up and be good guys, okay? Like seriously? Digging a tunnel underground right into a prison cell, that's pretty cool. But, imagine the amount of time it'll take. And all the noise pollution you'll cause. I mean surely, someone's gotta find out. I mean it's a prison. You don't mess with prison people like that... No. Prison people mess with you.

And all that detailed planning.... I mean that guy must be some kinda genius or something. Picked up law, learnt how to torture people, planning his "super secret project", being a spy at some point?, all of those in 10 years. I mean, seriously, someone should give this guy a medal.

And the thing is, even if he's in some kinda high security prison place. Shouldn't there be at least someone watching him 24/7 instead of letting him crawl out of his prison cell time after time? And out of soooo many cells, they just happened to put him in the one that he dug a hole in?

So yea, he may be a genius. But I'm guessing it's a lot of luck. And I'm not dissin' the film.

Anywayz, you guys should prolly watch it too. Pretty cool stuff. That guy has a nice bodaaayee.

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