Saturday, March 12, 2011

Unforgettable.

Hello there.

Okay guys, are you ready for the cutest thing ever????????????? No seriously, are you ready?

AWWWWW.

Yayyy. That's my cousin's dog. It's so cute I wanna gobble it.

Soooo, I can't wait for tmr, caz I think I'm finally gonna get my camcorder. I still can't decide which one. But yea. It's gonna be soooo fun. Tryin' te make videos and stuff like that.

So I was talking to my friend Theophilus that day. Nice guy. And then we talked about stuff, like an ideal partner. And then he brought up something important. He said something like, "Your ideal partner is yourself, but of the opposite sex." The first thing I tried to do was, try to argue with a girl's mentality. Because I'm sure most girls wouldn't agree to that, caz they think that they're capable of giving in so much more, blah blah blah etc. But I just couldn't because every single "girl" point I thought of wasn't.. valid?

"Uhmmmm, yeap." That was my reply to him. Because don't you see, everytime we feel sad, everytime we need something to fill up that emotional gap, we just need someone to like understand. And who else would understand you better than yourself?

I mean, if you date yourself, but of the opposite sex, I mean, the person can practically read your mind. Then all these talk about what, "imperfections in a relationship makes it perfect" won't even apply.

So technically, when a relationship screws up, we only have ourselves to blame because we think we can accept flaws. But it's not because we can or cannot. It's because we have no choice but to do it. I mean, after all, no one can find the "perfect" one.

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Friday, March 11, 2011

Gat Me Liek OH MA GASH.

Hello there.

Nothing really special today. Well, except that I stepped on a snail.

Lemme tell you something, I HATE stepping on snails. I repeat. I H.A.T.E. crushing snails with my feet. Y'know why? Because it's like killing something harmless.

They're probably like, "Ohhh.. Rain's out, time to go for a stroll. (And by stroll, I mean really really friggin' ass slow) Just mindin' my own business now. Enjoying da breeze..." And then...........

"Ugh!~ oh shit. tell me that's not my guts I'm seeing"

Righhhht? Like, holy shit. I usually watch out for snails when I'm walking. But it just slipped my mind today. AHM A BAD ASS MURDERER, NO SHIT 'BOUT DAT. No but seriously, I feel sad when I kill a snail. Oh btw, I don't think I killed the snail today caz, I lifted up my feet quicker than lightning when I heard a soft crack. So yeap. The shell was still intact.

Y'know what the moral of the story is?

STOP USING YOUR FREAKING PHONE WHEN YOU'RE WALKING DAMMIT. It's gonna get something killed. OR even yourself.

Yeap that's about it. GO LEARN HOW TO MOSH NAO ASSWIPES >>> MOSSSSH RAAAAAAARRGGHHHHHH.

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Random Post #3

Hello there.

WILL SOMEONE. ANY ONE. ANYYYY ONE. Tell me how this is actually possible. Because seriously, it's either

1. This guy is a no-lifer and spends 25 hours a day at the bowling alley.

2. He had divine help.

Please, just watch this. >>> Bawlz.

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Thursday, March 10, 2011

Oh Child, You Always Knock Me Over For a Loop.

Hello there.

There was the Dinner and Dance thing right. Okay so, the theme of it was Reminiscence. And the good thing was, I stuck to the theme. And the bad thing was, probably the other 95% of the batch didn't. But I still liked it, caz I dressed up as Mr Bean. No like, seriously, I had the bear and all too.


Yea, if you look a lil' closer at my bag, that's the bear. Didn't get my hair done. But doesn't matter.

So there were a few other people who stuck to the theme too. In fact, they stuck to it too well.


Yeap, that's right, our very own F4. Well, except that, they look like they're ready to take down a mob. And if you look closely, their hairdos were like, permed hair. Pretty awesome ya?

I mean, look, they were all ready to pose for the camera.

Anywayz, these jokers are the guys who made poly life so much more fun. So yeap.

Yayyoz, DnD wasn't that great, but the people there were fun.

And on a really freaking random side note, I found the picture of the first omelette/scrambled eggs I cooked. Let's call it, "Scromelette". OKay shit that actually sounds wrong. But it's nice huh. Scromelette. Sounds like some vampire name. Count Scromelette.

Btw, it's nice. Seriously. Just because I didn't arrange it on some pretty plate or add some veggies at the side, doesn't mean it's not nice.

And next up for the most random thing ever, RAINBOWS. Btw, there were like 2 rainbows? It was a double rainbow. Y'know. BUt my phone sucked last time, so you don't get to see much of it.

But y'know what they say about double rainbows.. This is the part where I'm supposed to come up with a witty comment, but, nope. I've got nothing.

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Tuesday, March 8, 2011

SCREAM WITH THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL.

Hello there.

So.. I've deleted my formspring. Since it's dead already. Mmm and also caz I said it'll be more personal now.

There's nothing much to talk about too, well except that I just came back from KL with my classmates. I had fun, so that's all there is to it. :) Obviously, the first person I should thank is Chee Wei, caz he was the guy who even started some action on the whole grad trip plan. Instead of just talking without doing much. (Which is something I've been doing... Well not exactly, caz I didn't really participate in the talking to) But seriously, didn't regret taking the train and I should have went on the bus for the return trip.

Well.. there's the dinner and dance for the school of business people on wednesday. And it's quite lame caz it's supposed to be a prom sorta thing. People obviously overlooked the main purpose of a prom. Which is to get a prom date. But I guess I could do without that. Not that I want one anyway. But it's lame caz it's no longer a prom. But like a graduation dinner.

I'm still thinking of what haircut to get.

Mmm yeapz. That's about it. I still want my camera. And I'm gonna need video editing softwares.

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Thursday, March 3, 2011

IDENTITY ON FAIYYARRRRRR.

Hello there.

Okay, so my daily posts thingy is failing really badly. Doesn't matter. Okayz, I'm gonna show you guys some emails as promised, but before that, I have to say... ADELPHIA SUCKED. As in A Skylit Drive's older album. Not that you guys will know of it anyway.. But just gotta get it out of the system. They have a new album btw, just released it. Super awesome stuffff. Or at least the song I heard was awesome so far.

The lead's not stretching his gay-high voice that much anymore. Sounds a lot better too. And as I've said,


Cory La Quay's the friggin' beast. His hair's more awesome. Sick gauges and tatts. Smexy drumming. I'm such a fan-boy. But let's put it this way, I was one of the first that discovered his awesome-ness, okay? (Wannabe scene-fan is wannabe)

Post-hardcore fans should really go check the new album out. Makes me feel like listening to all the loud music again.

Alrightyz, so the email thing's about me arguing with some woman from SP, a staff actually. (and I heard she's an obnoxiously fat and mean bitch... Okay maybe I just made that up) So I'm not gonna be an asshole, let's just keep it private and say her name starts with a "J" and ends with "esslyn". (Hehe)

Background Story
So I'm gonna be as neutral as I can get. It was regarding some microsoft kit stuff and her friend bought it from my group. Her friend, Mr. X has already left SP. Thus, he couldn't collect it from us. But apparently, he already missed 2 collection periods. And the third one was the final one. So it was kind of a favour we were doing. Since, 1. We could have said that he missed both collection periods and confiscated his CD or 2. Confiscated his CD since he was not entitled to it anymore as he already left SP. So after I smsed him to come collect his CD, he said he would ask his friend to collect it from us and told me to send an email to him, so he could forward it to her. After telling him that it was unnecessary, he still insisted. I was annoyed of course, but I asked him, "so what do you want in the email". And he replied "anything to verify the collection". So I didn't understand why he couldn't have forwarded the text instead of all these trouble. (Some people just want to cover their stupid fat ass) So.. Anyway this is how it went.

[Me = Me, J = J-esslyn]

Me: (To Mr X.)
"
Dearest recipient,

I henceforth declare thee as a worthy candidate to reclaim the media kit/s Mr X. hath procured.

Thy shalt bear no liabilities as ov whether Mr X. wilt thereof receive his products from thee.

In short, you can collect it on Mr X.'s behalf. Please get his admin no. ready. If there are any errors with the order, ask the people there.

Peace out,
Jiawei "

J: (After receving the forwarded email from Mr X.)
"Morning Jiawei, I’m sorry but think the essence of the requested mail was not indicated nor understood. The request of the email was to confirm that I can collect the Microsoft Media Kit on behalf of Mr X. as he is left SP and is currently with MICA. Thank you.

Best Regards,

Jesslyn"

Me: (Really ticked off by the reply, I replied using the exact words)

"In the first place, the email was not required for the collection. Thus, I see no obligation in going the extra mile in pleasing your demands. Oh, by the way, I think it should be more or less understood what the email was about. Soooo yeap. In any case, I have already told him that it was not necessary. Unless you decided to be persistent about it, in which, he has not told me what was it exactly that you wanted in the email. Catch a break, man.

Cheers,

:) "

J: (Slightly more aggressive now)

Jiawei,

Thank you for your reply.Based on my understanding, it was a request and not a demand and therefore, indeed you have no obligation to do anything. Maybe just a simple clarification or explanation would suffice. If it is not necessary, you should have informed Mr X. instead of wasting your time and efforts to write such an unnecessary mail. And all these correspondence would have been avoided.

This is totally unprofessional and uncalled for.

Best Regards,

Jesslyn"

Me: (Really pissed off now. I mean, dude, she clearly didn't read my emails properly)

"Yo,

First things first, I am not a professional.

Secondly, I don't see a need in undertaking a professional tone for this. Especially since, we're doing a favour for your friend.

Lastly, as I've said earlier, I have already told your friend about it not being necessary, not once.. Nope. But TWICE. So if he insisted, that was all I could give.

So.. now you REALLY need to catch a break. Have fun at the collection later. Please don't bother ruining my day further by replying this.

So much for professionalism. Bye.

Yours SINCERELY,

Jiawei"

Okay... so that's about it guys. Just so you know, I'm not proud of my actions. But I felt that I should have stood up for myself. I know it's trivial. And I know my temper. And I really wanna change it. But I guess, I have to control myself more. In her defence, it probably wasn't her fault too. I mean, her friend probably didn't tell her about the email not being necessary. But she gave a bitchy reply and I snapped.

I know the first email I sent was not serious etc etc. I was just joking. She didn't have to tell me about it not having the essence of whatever she wanted. So if you wanted a formal letter, bitch, go get a lawyer. She was rude, so I got rude. And when I'm rude and angry, I get mean.

So that's it guys. I'm going to KL with my classmates tmr. Soooo. see ya around. :)

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Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Off the Heezaaaaayye.

Hello there.

Hey what's up guys. I have decided that... I'm not gonna publicize my posts anymore. (yay!) But I'll be posting daily? I guess? Or more often, I'd say.

Soooo, I saw this video on youtube some time back. As always, I wanted to show you guys the vid. But I forgot to. Haha. So it's about this black dude (african american), raging on the song "Grenade" by Bruno Mars. So if you're a fan of Bruno Mars. Then maybe you don't really wanna watch it. But if you're a fan of Bruno Mars with a sense of humour, then yea you should watch it. So the video is about him talking about how stupid the lyrics to "Grenade" are. I think it's actually pretty funny. Link's over >>> Here.

So at some point in our lives, we've all heard a song that makes us go, "Dude, wtf?" (I know it because some people told me that after listening to songs in my ipod.) And, there's this song that makes me think the same thing too. Well, I mean, I understand if the tune's nice or whatever. But the lyrics don't make sense.

I'm sure most of you have heard the song, "Irreplaceable" by the one and only Beyonce. There are mainly 4 points that I wanna talk about.

1. "To the left, to the left" - This phrase is supposed to be like the "punchline" of the song, to make the song catchy or whatever, I guess? Only thing is, it doesn't relate to the title "Irreplaceable" at all. Only thing that follows is , "everything you own in the box to the left" Like... Okayyyy. I mean like, what? Is that some kinda OCD or what. Can't the guy put his stuff on the right? Or middle? Or at the back?

2. Weird English - So, don't get me wrong. I'm not some kinda English freak or something, but the song is filled with weird English. Like, "please don't touch" It sounds weird doesn't it? Maybe not when she sings it, but picture the sentence with a Singaporean accent. Totally beng like. And "you was untrue" Were not was. "Don't you ever for a second get to thinking, you're irreplaceable". Like...... Wut? Sorry, didn't catch that. Second get to thinking?????

3. "You must not know 'bout me" - No shit. What are you? Some kind of James Bond or something? Lemme get this straight, "You don't know about me" =/= "You must not know 'bout me". Okay?

4. "Irreplaceable" - that's the whole point of the song right? "Don't you ever for a second get to thinking, you're irreplaceable", probably means she's telling that guy he can be replaced. So like, I don't get it, caz if she wanted to replace a guy, why the hell did the next part of the song say, "I could have another you in a minute." That's like going out for dinner and saying, "Y'know what guys, let's have McDonald's instead of McDonald's". So y'know what, why not tell the guy, "Hey, you suck so much, I'm gonna replace you, with you, because the other you, sucks too." That's seriously one messed up bitch.

So that's all. But people find it good. I mean, the song sold worldwide. Award-winning and all too. So.... who am I to judge. Hahah I probably can't do better. Peace?

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