Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Random Post #7

Hello there.

Yo yo yo. What's up man. Random primary school statements, man.

FIRST UP..


BAM. Told you I bite my nails. I know it's a bad habit... And I know it's gross.. But no matter what I do, I can't stop biting themmm. :(

NEXT UP,


I think this, is like, an awesome picture? Okay idk how to judge whether photos are nice. But yea. But I took this okay? Gimme some credit. WITH MY PHONE'S CAMERA. It's a cloud btw.


SSSSHHHBBBOOM. Had this look 2 weeks back. Been watching too much Far East Movement.


KAAAZAAAAp. Photo taken in KL. OKay this is actually pretty funny. Because my friends and I were at the KL tower. And we got bored. So we started using the binoculars to look for random stuff. One of us actually found some toiletbowl in an apartment. But I think it was an empty one. Anyway. Not really sure how to explain how I took this photo. It was with my phone and I placed the camera at the part of the binoculars where you're supposed to look through. Yea. MORAL OF THE STORY IS... DON'T THINK YOU'RE SAFE. EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. '

Anywayyyy, SHARING VIDEOS TIME. (or... TIME FOR VIDEO SHARING, whatever you wanna call it.)

SOOO, you all say Rebecca Black sucks.. blah blah blah.

You guys can go diss her more for her acoustic version of her ONLY hit, "FRIDAY".

Okay honestly... i think she's fineeee... I mean she doesn't sound VERY VERY bad or something. Maybe it's just caz I can't sing. So yea.

Anyway. MORE local talent for you guys. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE watch this girl.

I think her name is sijia or whatever. CLICK THIS NAO. She deserves waaaaaayyy more views. Nice voice. Go like the video and share it with everyone, kay?

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Sunday, May 22, 2011

She Brought This On Herself.

Hello there.

Hey guys. I caught "Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides". EVERYONE who watched it said it was damn good. So yea. I'd say it was okaaayy? (Btw, I don't like Penelope Cruz. Idk why. But yea.) Don't get me wrong, I LOVE potc. But I didn't really feel it this time round.

The plot was a bit messy. Like.. they were trying to introduce so many things, like the mermaids, the fountain, the spanish people, Blackbeard and zombies. So yeaaaaa, I'm just guessing the film aspect was just average. Like a normal franchise movie. But of course the entertainment value's there.

BUT, I still love Johnny Depp. No one will ever portray Captain Jack Sparrow as awesome as he does. It's like the role was made for him or something.

AND of course, the mermaid, Syrena, is damn hot. Just so you know, the actress, Àstrid Bergès-Frisbey, is Spanish-French. She's only 24. (or 25 this year) So yea, she picked up English for the show.


Sooo preettyyyyy. I really want a mermaid girlfriend now. Not that I want her to eat me or something. I'll just feed her lots of raw meat like beef or pork or whatever.

Then I can ride her while she swims to the depths of the oceans. Wait.. That sounded wrong. I don't mean THAT ride, I mean like riding a horse kinda ride.

Ah well. If you happen to meet a mermaid, please tell her she can stay with me.....

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Saturday, May 21, 2011

One Cuts Dead By Not Meeting the Eye.

Hello there.

Some videos I wanted to show you that day..

Some of you might have already heard of her. Her name is Maddi Jane. For those of you who don't know her, she's only 11 or 12.

She just uploaded a new video today. Thought you should watch it caz I think it's good. >> CLICK

I think she's good in the video which I just linked you and of course, her rendition of "Impossible" is brilliant too. You should watch it. Her Breakeven cover, in my opinion, is not as good as any of the two.

Another girl who deserves an equal amount of recognition is Shealeigh. She's also 12? Idk.

So yea, she's pretty awesome too. CLICK HERE.

So yeaaaapp, that's about it. Just decided to show you some awesome singers to demoralize you.

Nah just kidding. Feeling damn restless.

Does someone need a wingman. I think I'd make an awesome one. Just sayin'.

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Thursday, May 19, 2011

There's Nothing Wrong With You.

Hello there.

I realized I really suck at writing essays. I can't really pen my thoughts down well. Like somehow, when I write stuff, it doesn't come out the way I want it too? Like how I usually take a long time blogging. Because I could spend half the time stoning at the screen thinking of the best phrase/word that expresses my thoughts.

Maybe it's my limited vocab or something. Idk. But.. I don't blame myself. I've never been much of a language person anyway. My sister's good though. I think.

Got a few questions on formspring recently. Should be the same person. No idea who. Don't really wanna guess too.

My classmates are out partying. And I'm stuck at home. Suddenly feel like going after Sylvia called (I'm not sure if she's drunk or what la). Hahah.

I really really want desert boots. Someone should buy them for me.

Still don't understand why no one wants my jeans. I mean.. Come on. I'm not some kinda guy with STDs or anything (and STDs can't be spread like that right? AND MY CLOTHES ARE CLEAN). If someone offered me nice clothes for free, I'd gladly take them.

I haven't worked out in like 2 weeks. Feeling all flaccid and shit.

Wanted to show you guys some videos. But. Too lazy to get the links and stuff so I guess I'll share them next time. Hahaha. Oh plus, I did a couple of vlogs. But I don't really know how to edit them. Hahaha. (Don't think anyone will wanna see them too. I look and sound like crap.)

OH. I almost forgot. I NEED A HAIRCUT. But my hairdresser stopped working here alr. So.. CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHERE I CAN GET MY HAIR DONE NICELY!? Don't tell me what EC House or QB House or whatever house k. And you can always share some nice hairstyles you think I should try. :) Something realistic la.

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Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Peace Is Closer.

Hello there.

I just finished watching a critically acclaimed movie called "Saving Private Ryan". It was made directed by Steven Spielberg and screened in 1998. (I'm pretty sure it won quite a lot of awards too)

The main message I got from the whole movie was, well, decisions made in life are usually unfair. And sometimes, you don't get to pick your path. Sometimes your path has already been set by a higher power and you MUST obey "orders".

So yea, it was a recurring point throughout the entire movie, and what other way to show it than through a war film, right?

The cinematography was good. I liked the first war scene a lot. The visuals were realistic. Some scenes were really moving and they impacted me a lot.

So for all you movie junkies, you might want to watch this. Especially if you liked Black Hawk Down or whatever war movies there are.

To those who diss the plot. Do me a favour and go screw yourself. It's not stupid. You should probably go understand the whole point of the show.

Anyway, I watched the movie because I got reminded of a music video that I saw. And I was describing the scenes to my friend and he told me that it was "Saving Private Ryan". Here's the music video, HEREEE. The song's by Guns N' Roses. Called "Civil War". Loved the song for a while. Probably one of their best songs ever. Good lyrics, good music. If you're not a fan of rock, you can still give it a shot.

Loved the wordplay at the end. "What so civil about war anyway?"

ANYWAY, I got this top from Topman.


My parents say it's v ugly. :( But I think it's nice. Anyway it's a muscle tank. It costs 36 bucks. So go get it if you want. But it's quite expensive in my opinion. I just bought it without thinking.

I was also wearing army green shorts, a grey cardigan (duh) and brown sandals. Yea.

Anyway. If you guys are looking for jeans right. I STILL have my acid wash black topman jeans for waist size 28. It's v tight. I have a slim straight cut April 77 jeans, waist size 29. And also green skinnies from topman waist size 30. So tell me if you want them. I don't want to waste them they're still in my cupboard. I'll give them to you for free. Or you could pay me like 20 bucks or something la. ESP the April 77 one. It was like 200+ when I bought it. Heart pain.

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Sunday, May 15, 2011

Ignore Everyone And Make Sure Everyone Notices.

Hello there.

In case any of you were wondering, I usually take quite a long time thinking about my posts' titles. I get them from lyrics, song titles, quotes, books. Whatever. Had to start off randomly because I don't really know what to say.

Ooohh okay. Some of you might have seen my post on facebook, which was my reply to someone's question on formspring. Or some of you might have seen it on my formspring directly. I don't even know why I'm still using formspring. Okay anyway, the person was asking whether I'm happy and how I'd define happiness. Good question. Try asking yourself that. And think it through. It's gon' be tough. At least for me it was.

My friend Joshua showed me something earlier. He's an awesome guy. I think he's like 3 years younger? Anyway, that guy's really smart. (when I say smart, I mean really damn freaking crazily intelligent) Really nice guy to talk to too.

Anyway, he showed me this video, CLICK HERE. I think it's damn funny, well, because I used to listen to music like that. (Or rather, genres similar to that of black metal) And I mean, the props used and stuff. Brilliant. You may not like the music or whatever. But it's funny caz, it's about vegan cooking, 2 things you won't usually link to Black Metal.

After all, "Black metal has been met with hostility from mainstream culture, mainly due to the misanthropic and anti-Christian standpoint of many artists."

The lyrical content was funny. I mean the whole concept was kinda lame, but entertaining at the very least.

So I went to the dude's website. veganblackmetalchef.com. And I saw a post. (which means I discovered 2 awesome things today)

Quoted, "I believe it was a guy named Nithyananda that said…

When you laugh, there is no thought.

Try to think during deep laughter, you cant do both.

When thought ceases like that, our true essence shines through for just a moment."

First of all, I have no idea who Nithyananda is. Lemme go search it up. Okay he's some kinda spiritual master in India. Apparently, he's some kinda big shot.

But yea, very wise words. True essence eh. So I guess we're all happy people intrinsically.

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Saturday, May 14, 2011

Reclusive.

Hello there.

A zebra can never change its stripes. It's cool how I just came up with that phrase, right? Better than the leopard one, in my opinion.

I feel soooo drained now. Physically and mentally. I'm guessin' being tired makes you feel a lot "shittier".

I woke up in the morning feeling like the day couldn't get any worse. Even though I was with my class the night before at some chalet. For some reason, I didn't really enjoy myself like how I would usually. I mean starting from Wednesday night, I was like some kinda melancholic slob. Not a very appropriate description, but you get me. Don't get me wrong, my class is still funny as hell. But.. for this whole week, nothing felt right.

It's like something is weighing me down. And I don't know what is it. I can't concentrate on stuff. My brain's constantly rejecting information. And yea, it's like I'm just back to stoning again. And not to mention, I've been really really impatient.

All signs are pointing to andropause. Well either that. Or depression.

A lot of people tell me off caz I go clubbing. Some people say I've changed. Some people say they're worried for my safety. Mostly family members.

The thing is, they should be worried about what happens when I find clubbing a bore. Because it's very hard for me to find something I like. I like how no one recognizes you inside. Hell.. People can't even see your face.How you can be a completely different person and just go all out. Everything's built on lies inside a club. People just tell you what you wanna hear. Sometimes you meet nice people. Most of the time, you don't. So it's like real-life, BUT BETTER. Because people can't judge you. They just forget you once they get out.

So yea.. once the partying stops. I'll withdraw from everything again.

Oh.. And remember how I said "feeling like the day couldn't get any worse"? Maaaann, I was wrong. HUGE surprise buttsex when I saw SMU's letter. I mean I already knew they were sending out rejection letters. But somehow, when I got mine, it was as if they mailed this.. colossal slap to my face (and a kick in the ass).

Honours roll for shit la.

I know this whole post is pointless. Haaaiyaaaaaaa. I just want money now. Like... All of it. If only I were a black gangsta-rapper, and my life could be exactly like all of their songs. Cash, dope, bling-bling, cars, women (esp. angmohs).

It'll be quite fun right? Well at least for a while.

Get up. Sniff some coke. Drink booze. Get a hamburger. Go out in your supah-kool ride with some hot girls. Get more booze. Sniff more coke. Zone out. Dance. Rap on stage. Dance on stage. Drink booze. Spit booze at audience. Take off your pants and swing them around then put them on. Do some slick moves. Get more girls. Get cash. Throw them at people and then collect it back later. Ride back to yo crib, feeling waaayy too drunk. Sleep. Repeat process.

Well, not very accurate... But I'm sure a life like that for a few days would be fun.

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