Take Me Down to the Paradise City.

Hello there.

Person who requested for the "How do you tell if a guy likes you" post, it has already been done, just read the previous post if you haven't. :)

I was walking around Raffles City again today. With my sis.

And.. I heard this girl from Ben & Jerry's shouting, "Why are all guys such assholes!?" But the way she yelled it made it sound more like a statement than a question.

Funny thing was, she shouted the same sentence twice? Baffling. I'm pretty sure her colleague heard her. (I mean I was outside and still, I heard it) I guess she was just trying to make a point.

I have nothing against her though.

I told my sister I'll be bloggin' about it. *NOTE* Ladies..... what I'm gonna say can be quite offensive. I mean, girls will be girls.. So if you think you can't handle the heat, then... BAM! Click that link. It'll take you somewhere nice. It's a "Beauty" channel on youtube. Very useful if you wanna gain some tips on how to mix and match your clothes etc.

NOW.. Guys. (And girls if you're still reading it) I'm sure most of you always listen to girls complain about how guys are assholes/jerks/bastards and they like to cheat on girls. Whatever. I'm gonna make a stand now. I think it's really unfair for girls to do so.

Caz I'm pretty sure.. Girls are bitches EXCEPT guys just don't whine about it. Yea. And I'm aware that not all girls are bitches. Probably only some of them. SO YEA, dammit, the same goes for guys? Girls like to go into details ALL THE TIME, but why is it that when it comes to this, they are able to generalize so easily. Like.. "All guys are douchebags. Period."

Which is obviously, completely untrue.

Now I'm not saying I'm the best guy in the world.. Hell, I'm not even close to that. The fact that I'm ranting about this probably shows that I'm not even as forgiving as half the guys out there. (Which makes me sound really gay and petty)

I just think that guys deserve more respect, right? I mean you don't see guys, going around screaming, "ALL GIRLS ARE SLUTS AND WHORES!"

SLUTS!!!!!!!!!!

Yea. Sorry, had to add that picture. Caz my face would contort like that if I were to shout that sentence.

That's about it.. So guys.. Stay cool and be gentlemanly like you always have been. And for the girls who're still here, thanks for reading and thanks for not coming over to beat me up. (Nah I know you're not as petty as me) Tell your "guy-haters" not to hate on us so much k?

Wuz tellin' my sis how my life just "flat-lined". Stagnant. Again. Don't really know what to do now.

Just so you know, this is my... 96th post! Trying to sound v excited over here. I'm thinking of doing something fun/crazy? For the 100th. Y'know. It's like a huge milestone. Don't ye think? Don't really have any ideas. A vlog maybe? Or a rap video (rap, not rape), since it's the only thing I'm decent at. Hahah just kidding. Yea throw in some ideas will ya? On my formspring or something.

Okayz, that's all peepos. Quiero dormir. Maybe not.

Links are at <----- (somewhere above) the sidebar. Have fun with them. Not too much though. Just a few clicks. Not that it's not gonna get you anywhere, but hey, it kills time. I'm just kidding, don't bother clicking them.