Thursday, June 30, 2011

I Can't Resist. How's Just One Kiss?

Hello there.

Hey guys. I actually typed a really looooooooooong post. But decided not to post it because. It didn't really make sense.

Instead I'm just gonna say.. I'm sure all of you at some point of your life have had people telling you, "I feel your pain." Right? Let me just say.. that's completely utter bullshit.

I'm not gonna lie. I mean I've told people, "don't worry I understand how you feel. It's gonna get better."

Truth to be told, I probably don't understand your pain AT ALL. Some people may have found themselves in similar situations. So they think that. Maybe they can actually relate to someone's sadness.

Why's that bullshit? It's because, it's like watching someone's feet get chopped off and then telling him/her that, "don't worry! I UNDERSTAND HOW YOU FEEL."

It's like....... Whatttt? I'm sorry.. Come again?

It wasn't a very good analogy. But yea. You know what the difference is? YOU'RE NOT THE ONE IN PAIN. Not at that moment.

I'm not gonna continue. Because I don't want people to think I hate people who use that line. I mean, some people actually do mean it. Like they actually know everything and how it feels like they're some kinda life guru or something like that. And kudos to them.

But yea. That's why I suck at giving advice.

Because I probably won't buy my own words. And that's probably why I don't listen to people when they're trying to cheer me up or something.

I mean I know you guys mean well. But yeaaa. I mean unless you're one hell of a preacher or something. Yea I listen to people who somehow manage to convince me.

So much for the long post. I was just trying to drag yo' attention away. Because I've already uploaded my very first vlog. Kinda holdin' it back, caz I don't even know if I should show it to you guyssss. But ah well. What the hell.

It's a video response to Dear Future Charlie. I think I should have shared it with you guys before. Somewhere on this blog. And THIS is my vlog. So yea, go ahead and like it or go comment on it. And leave questions/whatever on my formspring too if you want. (Just don't be mean okay)

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Monday, June 27, 2011

With Your Friends.

Hello there.

Did you miss me?

No? Okay.. it's cool.

What is UPPPPPPP mah mama home boyz. What's trippin' in da wood?

I just came back from U.S and A, GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.

VARI NAISE.

Thought I might show you some pictures first.. Y'know. But I'm gonna be honest. I'm too lazy to upload all of it on facebook yet. And I'm also not going to edit the videos, caz there are A LOT OF THEM.

JUST SO YA KNOW. It's gonna be a long post. (What dyu expect right? I mean c'mon. 2 weeks worth of photos)

And the photos are not in order. So yeaaaa. Hahahahha. It's all jumbled up. I'm lazy.


Mah new friend. Dex.

Empire State Building. But.. the clouds were blocking.

And better yet, go to Times Square and take a picture of me with a Kodak.

Ground Zero. Take a moment of silence now. Yea. Seriously. Do it.


Morris Street. And me. And busy Asian woman. AZN PRIDE.

Statue of Mao Zedong. yes obviously I'm kidding, it's the Statue of Liberty.

Honestly, I don't remember where was this. But it's cool.

BIG ASS MUSCLES. LADIES FEAST YO' EYES. In Boston

WALL STREET: MONEY NEVER SLEEPS. In New York

MIT. Pretty awesome place. Boston

THE ONE, THE ONLY. HARVARD UNIVERSITY. Boston

Small street in Canada. I like small streets.

Some huge wall that's painted in Canada.

Berklee. Where all musicians wanna be. Boston.

Inside the Notre Dame. Magnificent.

Notre Dame in Canada.

Some Mountain in Canada. Very pretty.

Some Roman Catholic Church in Canada. Supposedly the 2nd or 3rd biggest.

Hot Angmoh walking her dog. (literally) She's a lot hotter in real life.

Niagara Falls in the Day. Very handsome. Like you.

Niagara Falls. At night. Very pretty. Like you.

I wuz jus tryin' te look scary. :(

Abe Lincoln statue sitting in the Memorial place.

CUTE KID IN CANADA. SUPERRRRR. Terry Fox statue btw.

I don't remember which Memorial the white building is. But the Reflection Pool was empty. I am disappoint.

This is the White House.

Huge hint. This isn't the White House.


I forgot what this is.. Abe Lincoln Memorial or something.

Okay. That's it for now. Too many photos. Hahah. Not of me though. Hopefully, Imma do up my very first vlog too.

Alrighty guys. Y'know I hate posts like these. But. JUST FOR YOU. And maybe you over there. And you too. See ya guys around.

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Monday, June 13, 2011

Nu Yark.

Hello there.

Whaddup you sexy mamacitas.

Imma be gone for 2 weeks. But... I'll be back on the 26th? I think.

Take care of yourselves. And don't be naughty.

A lot of people are asking me to bring back hot white girls/guys for them.

SURE THANG BABIES. Not. (I'm not some prostitute smuggler kay. I can't just get women/men to follow me.)

Sooo see ya soon. >:8)

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Friday, June 10, 2011

Random Post #11

Hello there.

Hey guys.

1. I've still got 2 coupons for drinks at the Butter Factory! Woohoo! I think they can still be used next time. Hehe. What a cheapo right? But ah well.. I'm not rich. Unless you wanna buy me drinks inside. :)


2. I've also got some new bruises. AGAIN. Stupid assholes pushing around in clubs. Why don't you do us a favour and get the ferck out. Caz if you ain't come to party GET THE ____ OUT DA CLUB.


3. Community fans unite! I think it's pretty well done for a doodle. Don't you think? No? :( I'm gonna do my very own paper chatterbox soon.


4. I think I've said it before. I hate insects. Especially those that move along random trajectories at high speed. COCKROACHES (flying/non-flying) AND SPIDERS SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME. So yea, call me a pussy or something but I'm sure most people are afraid of creepy crawlies.

So.. This video actually means a lot to me. I can't possibly rant better than him. BAM < Click that.

It's funny caz a lot of guys are afraid of bugs, but they have to act all manly and stuff. I mean I do that too. Sometimes.

5. I know.... this is already past the 100th post. HAHA. It's funny caz I was supposed to do something extra special. But.. I didn't. Sorry :( I have my reasonsss.

Caz I'm going to the US/Canada soon for 2 weeks. Monday night. Or rather, Tuesday morning. Hahaha. So I'm thinking of recording some nice stuff o'er there. And share it with you guys. I'm not really sure if I'm excited for it... But I hope I can get some nice stuff. It's gon be a loooong flight. Or 2 loong flights. So I better get something to do.

6. OH BEFORE I FORGET. Just found out that Clemence, mah friend, got accepted into SMU. So.. All you funkyzeits that got into Unis, really proud of me guys. And I know you guys are gon' do me proud. Go get all your scholarships and stuff. And when you finally get out in the work force, don't forget your friend. ME.

Make sure you earn more money k. And as I've always said, remember, our friendship's golden. *wink* (Yea, I used this pun before. SO WHAT ASSHOLES)

Oriteyz then. See you guys soon. :)

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Tuesday, June 7, 2011

If I Had A Superpower #3

Hello there.

Hi guys. Let me go straight to the point.

I have sooo many things I wanna learn and do. Like SOOOOO many. (I'm sure all of us do.)

I know all of us probably would chooseto bend the space/time continuum like Hiro Nakamura. So you can kinda stop time etc etc. But.. I'd take a different approach.

Basically what I'd like to do is to....


MULTIPLY. (No.. Not to jump out of windows) So yea, I mean multiplying is soooo awesome, you could be your own wing-man. You could read like 10 books at once. You could go for a run AND a swim at the same time.

Yea.. It's what the Naruto fans would know as the "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu". (Yea, in case you guys didn't know, I do read manga. Like a few of them. Doesn't make me less cool, right?)

Okay.. btw, I saw this look on the Sartorialist.


It's so cool I wanna die. I love the suspenders and the pants. And the briefcase. I love the shirt too. I mean, this has nothing to do with multiplying/superpowers but uhm... I just remembered it.

Btw, I've been hearing this song a lot. Especially when I walk around City Hall. In Marina Square or wherever. It's called "Bésame Mucho".

I'm not sure who's the original singer/what's the original version. I've heard many versions and I really like the song A LOT. Here's the Andrea Bocelli's version. CLICK HERE. It's a song I'd like to listen to when I'm just chilling out/staring into space or at stars or something. Not much of a romantic, but I think it could be a perfect moment.

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Monday, June 6, 2011

Random Post #10

XoXOoXXoOO guys.

1. I know right.. 2 Random Posts in two days? WTH JIAWEI?!?

2. Caught Insidious with my sis. I'm really a pussy. I don't like horror movies. But I just felt like watching one.

3. It's like eating frozen yogurt. I don't like it. But I eat it sometimes when I feel like it caz I think it tastes weird.. Guess I'm just weird like that. (I just had fro-yo today too.)

4. Did you know that in the past, before elevators were created, premium rooms in hotels were usually on the ground floor. You probably can figure out why...

4. Y'know, I find SOME girls with slightly protruding lower jaws kinda cute. Like they just kinda look sexy? Or something? Like they look good with it.

5. Realized I just used two 4.'s? MINDFUUUUUUU-

6. I used to cry a lot. Even in secondary school (like even in sec 4). Once I cried during Chapel Service when one of my teachers sang. As in, caz she was my favourite teacher and she was gonna leave Fairfield. So yea. My classmates thought I went crazy. I was really depressed for the whole day.

7. KT just showed me this video. And I kinda understand how these people feel. And you know how carnivals are almost extinct already.. So click HERE if you wanna watch a 4 min documentary on the people working at carnivals.

8. AND because you're reading my blog. JUST FOR YOU. Okay? WATCH THIS. BECAUSE I'M COOL. LEGIT BYAAATCH.

9. OOOOo. Wait. Almost forgot. If you have any nice blogs for me to read. Don't forget to share it with meeee. Thanks. I'm running out of blogs alr.

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Sunday, June 5, 2011

Random Post #9

Hello there.

Hey guys. It's gonna be a really short post.

1. Did the SAT test this morning. And I think I did badly. Mainly caz my essay screwed up. As I expected, I didn't have time to complete it. So I didn't have my conclusion. And I gave retarded examples, like Batman and quotes from the TV series "Community". LOL. Other people were probably quoting books and articles with facts and shit. So because of that, it kinda brought me down for the rest of the paper. Yea, I actually left 7 questions blank for another section because I couldn't focus.

2. I really feel like shit. Because. I wanted to do well. I mean even if it was just an unimportant test. Yea.

3. I'm feeling damn tired now also, caz I woke up at 6.30 a.m.

4. I still want to thank the people who wished me good luck. Friends and other people on my formspring. You guys know who you are. Well except for the fs people, idk who you guys are.


Yeaaappp.

5. Honestly, people can go think whatever they want about me. I don't fucking give a shit. But, say... if it really gets out of hand. Imma be fucking pissed. And you won't want me pissed. Not that I'll turn into the Hulk or something. But yea. You guys know me. I'm not the type to give a shit about ANYTHING. So if I care about something, then I mean it. So before forming opinions about a person, get yo' fuckin' facts straight. That's all I have to say.

6. You guys have to check this illusion out, it's sick. CRAZZZZZYYY

7. So... Clubbing next wed OR should I go for the School's Out @ Zouk on Tues?

Didn't really turn out as short as I expected it to be. Hahah. I should sleep now.

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Friday, June 3, 2011

Stupidity Is A Bottomless Pit.

Hello there.

Hey guys.. You have no idea how stressed out I'm feeling right now. I'm taking my SAT test tomorrow. And I'm really freaking out.

Okay lemme put it this way. If you get a score of 1900 and above.. You're pretty dope. Max score's 2400. I'm taking the test because I've heard it helps if you're looking to apply to SMU. (And for those of you who read my previous posts, about 5 or 6 posts away? I actually got rejected by SMU already. But my parents want me to take the test so that I can apply again next year, and hopefully, I won't get rejected another time.)

There are only a few sections which I'm concerned with, since the math is pretty easy. I think the essay part's gonna be the biggest challenge for me. Yea. And my english really isn't very good. Or rather, my vocab. I find it really hard to remember words.

I've read some sample essays online. And they're really well-written. Waaaayy out of my league. They said if you want to score well, you have to write more than 400 words. And provide excellent examples for each point. And of which, at least one must be from some literature source.

Let me get this straight.. I have to write an essay providing quotes/stories by Shakespeare and all that shit? What. The. Freak.? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Anyway I really need all the luck I can get. Really need to do well. To be honest, I'm actually aiming for a score of 2000 and above.

Btw, I don't know if you guys are still up-to-date with the toys kids are playing with nowadays. But they have this new Beyblade thing. And it looks like this.


Seriously... That looks like shit. And kids are going all around whippin' out their beyblades, challenging kids, tryin' te' be the next Beyblade king or something. I mean.. Come on~ Seriously? They need to realize that, no matter how hard they try, they're never gonna be the next Beyblade masters or anything.

Y'know why?

EAT MY BEYBLADES. BITCHES.

THAT'S RIGHT. YOU NIPPLE SUCKERS. (Sorry.. that actually sounded a little crude. But ah well..) OLD SKOOL'S GON' BEAT YO ASS DOWN. I mean, come on, look. The previous generation kicks so much ass, if it had a name, it'd be.. um. "Kick Ass"

LOL. Okayyyy, I don't really wanna battle kids with beyblades anymore. I just found these sexy beasts in my closet. And they look fly.

That's about it I guess. I'm gonna get some rest now. The paper's at 8 am. Goodnight guys.

BTW, WHO'S UP FOR SOME PARTYIN' NEXT WED!?

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