You Can Write It On Your Arm.

Hello there.

This post is dedicated to all the people who wished me a happy birthday. It was probably one of the best ones. Honestly.

First bunch of people I'd like to thank is my parents. Because I won't be here without them. Literally. And non-literally.

Then it's my family, caz they've been showing their support for me no matter what. Okay.. Maybe except my dress sense.

Oh and my sister and KT, for the small leather bag. Really not worth it but I'll still take it out all the time. Because I still like it.

And Morgan who went out to have supper with me. Still wanna thank you for the book, caz it's really cute. Btw, happy birthday Morgan! Now I know another person who's younger than me by one day.

Y'know what the best part of my birthday is? JARED LETO HAS THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS ME. (Except that he's exactly 20 years older.) ! YAYYYY. (He's the frontman of 30 Seconds to Mars, and he's arguably the BEST FRONTMAN EVER.) I still want his voice by the way.

No no no no!

Did you think that was gonna be it? Obviously not.

So remember this blazer I wanted?

You're gonna see me wear this sooooo often.

Some crazy girl decided to get it for me as a gift. I have no idea why, but it's toooooo expensive. Hi Yejing, that's you. Thanks for not only the present but, everything else that you've pretty much done for me also. I don't know how to type this without sounding cheesy, but really, I still like how we can spend so much time (sometimes) being silent and stuff when we're out. And I like how stuff are sooooo much simpler than it used to be. :) I still think you're v cute sometimes. Like the stuff you say and do. :)

Okay. When I said 2010's probably one of the best years ever. I'm wasn't kidding. Wanna thank my joker ex-classmates, (it still hurts me to say EX-classmates btw) and my new classmates and friends and of course close friends for bringing me so much laughter, happiness, whatever you guys can think of. Really really hope 2011's gonna be the same, OR BETTER. And also, I'd like to thank people who left me, for whatever reasons there are. Caz it made me so much stronger than I was before. I hope. And all the best to them.

Yeap, that's about it I guess. :) See you guys soon.

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You Are Sadly Mistaken.

Hello there.

The truth hurts. Guess it's always been that way.

Some people DEMAND the truth, but they just don't know what they're asking for. They have no idea what kinda shit they're getting into by doing so. There must be a reason why the other person's lying to them, and it's probably not good stuff. (Unless you get a kick out of lying to people, like me. Usually.. I'll be joking.)

But lying's not necessarily a bad thing. As proven by the invention of "White Lies". Am I wrong to say, we all lie, because we CARE. It doesn't have to be caring for others, it can be caring for the other person's emotions, to protect the other person from harm. Or it can also be caring for our pride, our OWN emotions. So, if we were to say the "White Lies" are created to protect something. Then aren't all lies = "White Lies"?

Let's face it, lies are what create the world. They define us. Creating an identity, that's a lie too. Because deep down inside, we know that, we're never good enough.

Emo thoughts stop here. So.. Since some of you are so bad at lying, let me tell you how to do it. (not saying that I'm an expert, but I'm okay at it)

HOW TO LIE: A STEP-BY-STEP GUIDE TO LIFE

1. GET YOUR FREAKING FACIAL EXPRESSIONS RIGHT

So the first thing to do is to make sure your face doesn't give it away.

I have no idea who this dude is. Just got it off the netz~

If you are gonna lie with this face on. It's not gonna work. Maintain a freaking poker face. And once you get better, match your facial expressions with the lies that you're gonna tell.

For example, "Hi Mum, it wasn't me that broke your flower pot."

Awwww.

Don't worry, this takes practice.

2. USE DETAILS

The second thing to make your lies convincing, is to add as much life into it as possible.

For example, if I said, "Hey mum, nope I wasn't out in town yesterday."

It'd be so much better if you included stuff like, "Hey mum, I was at home yesterday. Ohhh, and you know when I was watching the American Idol replay on Channel 5, a FREAKING BEE flew into the house. I didn't know what to do so I took a broom and started swinging at the bee. But it still flew out. Yeapp, luckily it didn't fly into my room or something. Oh and as I was saying, I was at home chillin' out..."

It'd be good if the details are realistic. And try to add the necessary emotions during your speech, like how you'd really react at stuff like that.

3. CHOOSE YOUR VICTIM

This will obviously be the person you're trying to lie to. Well, points to take note, if a person looks like this,

MAJULAH, SINGAPURA

Then you should know better than to lie to him/her. But if a person looks like this,

"Dohhhhh, nyegh nyegh"

Then yea, I think you have a better shot at success. Oh hold on, did I mention that THE MORE THE PERSON TRUSTS YOU, THE EASIER IT IS TO LIE TO THEM? (Common sense but often overlooked)

Also, if the person's a sucker for you, he/she'd totally buy what you're saying. Just for his/her own emotional security.

But just remember, DON'T TAKE THEM FOR GRANTED. Because you'll never know when they're gonna walk away from you.

4. COMBINE THEM

So if you wanna be an EXPERT liar, just remember to follow those steps. Sure, you might take some time to get all of them right. But once you do, YOU'RE UNSTOPPABLE. Oh and do remember not to keep repeating the same lies. Firstly, it shows the lack of creativity. Secondly, you're gonna get found out. :)

If you thought I was already scary, you might wanna re-think now.

Soooooooo... tell me. Why do people lie?

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Come Close.

Hello there.

Okay guys. Sorry for making all of you read this. I was actually thinking of writing about another topic. But I guess that can wait because, it's my SISTER'S BIRTHDAY. So technically this post is for her, but I guess you guys can read it too. :)

Hi Siao-One, it's your 18th birthday today and you might wanna save this URL because it's like gonna be the best birthday card (letter etc. whatever you wanna call it). Because you gave me a card for my 18th birthday which said, "Dear xi fat long, (which means butthole in Canto) ... Happy bird day ..... (blah blah).. must be manly like Jacob Black/Rob Patt..." And it ended with "You're the best brother ever." I'm just kidding, I made that one up.

So it's been 18 years.. And I think I should be the one who knows you best. Since you've put me through a lot of shit. Maybe not. But anyway, despite the lack of interest I've been showing in your life. Just know that your bestest brother in the world, is actually concerned about you. The thing is that I'm not doing much about it is because, I guess you have to learn stuff through the hard way. Just like me. That's why we are suckers. And that's why we kick so much more ass than others.

So no matter what happens right, be it another asshole showing up in your life and leaving it for no reason. Or whether caz your results suck. Or whether caz another person just dissed your idea. Your brother will be here and definitely your other family members.

So it's the "cliche-sharing-photos-time"!

"1, 2, 3, Chezzz.."

"Insert cool caption here!"

So yeap, we don't have a lot of photos. I get it.. Anyway, I'm putting up the photos with my long hair because I think it's cooler. And you look dorky in those pics.

So... Happy 18th Birthday! You're the best sister ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Probably caz you're the only sister I have, so I can't really compare) And also in case you're wondering why this awesome post? The reason isssss, Caz the present you're gonna get from me probably isn't gonna be awesome. :)

Have an awesome 18th birthday, lulu~, although I don't see how it'd be that awesome when you're gonna be spending it in school. And with us. Let's hope your friends make up for it.

OKAY GUYS. That's all for the cheesy birthday posts. ! If you guys wanna wish her happy birthday. You can do so through my formspring! And I'll post your wishes upz.! leave your name if you want to. I'll be blogging about some other stuff another time! See you guys soon!

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Random Post #2

Hello there.

Heyyyy guys. What's up. I've been really tired lately, I don't know if it's just me, or if it's work. Or something. And I'm stayin' up to write this post for you guys! (Not like there's a lot of you anyway)

So, when I'm tired, I can't think straight. Which means I have this river of thoughts in mah brainz, and I'm just gonna let them flow. (see that cheesy analogy I just created there?) Hahah. Which brings me toooo RANDOM POST #2. (let's get it on, ladies.)

People who need some SERIOUS entertainment. Flight of the Conchord's the thing for you. Great comedy, you might have to listen closely for some of the jokes they're singing about. Funny stuff. (Click 'Funny stuff' for the link. Haha see, I just tested your dexterity right there. No seriously... click it.)

And for someeee people who seek a higher level of twisted humour (not that it was very twisted to begin with), if you remember this guy from Youtube,

"Leave Britney Alone!!!"

That's right, Chris Crocker the man, or should I say, Chris Crocker the gay man. So don't ask me why, but I've been browsing through his videos on Youtube. I've gotta say he's a funny ass dude. Or she's a funny ass dudette. (Dammit, this always gets confusing.) Anyway, at least he stands up for what he does and he's pretty good at it. Check it out HERRRREEE >> Chris Crocker. And is it just me or does he actually look pretty good in that video?

Final video that I'm gonna link hereeee, is this > BOOYAH. It's really funny. I'm not gonna spoil it, but it's some kind of experiment in the lift, obviously done by people who have too much free time on their hands. (But I love these people.) One of my friends Morgan showed me this video. I thought it was pretty funnyyyy. (Oh by the way, do remember to check out Morgan's blog, if you guys are looking for nice fashion stuff etc etc. Link's at the sidebar. Or You can click 'Morgan's blog')

Work's been pretty okay so far. Did I mention I have awesome colleagues? Really. They're all friendly and stuff. I've met weird customers, like people more indecisive than me, and people who got anal at my pronunciation of "that". And also this girl who told me, "you have nice teeth." Hahah she kinda reminded me of myself, sometimes, especially when she asked, "Are you freaking out?"

Okkaay, oh, one more thing. It's been something that I really wanna do. But I keep forgetting. Since it's December and my birthday's coming. And as well as Christmas. I want to do something meaningful. So here's the plan, I'm going to take about $30 - $50 on my birthday if I'm free. Or some other days. And I'm gonna donate about $2 or so to each busker or needy people in town. Y'know? Just walkin' down Orchard Road, being a Santa (cuter and nicer one at that, haha just kiddin') But yea. Just thought I might write it down somewhere so I can remember it.

So that's it for now guys. It's gonna get pretty busy~ Seeee youuz.

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True Believers

Hello there.

Waaazzzuup guys. December's here! So I've been window shopping lately, and found a few stuff (clothes) that are nice. (Noticed how I said window-shopping, caz I'm kinda broke)

Fringed Poncho - Zara Women

I really really like that cape thingy. I could wear it out everyday! I'm not gay.... I just like some stuff in the female section.

Mini Dogtooth Blazer - Topman

Very sexy lil' thing there.

Navy Cotton Twill Carrot Pants - Topman

AAA Black Chainmail Top - Topman

AAA Gray Chainmail Top - Topman

2 eye chukka boots - Dr. Martens

I've been wanting to get Dr. Martens for like. FOREVER. It's sooooo frustrating when I see people wearing them, knowing that I probably won't own one anytime soon. Somewhere along the way, I lost my mind a little. I got some Sperry's instead of DM boots. I have no idea why I did that. !

Soooo yeap, if anyone sees money on the floor, just remember that OUR friendship is GOLDEN!

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