Saturday, November 27, 2010

Danger Days

Hello there.

"Look Alive, Sunshine
109 in the sky, but the pigs won't quit.
You're here with me, Dr. Deathdefying.
I'll be your surgeon, your proctor, your helicopter
Pumping out the slaughter-matic sounds to keep you alive.
A system failure for the masses, an anti-matter for the master plan.
Louder than God's revolver and twice as shiny.

This one's for all of you Rock-n-Rollers
All you Crash Queens and Motor Babies

LISTEN UP!
The future is bullet proof
The aftermath is secondary!
It's time to do it now and do it loud
KILLJOYS, MAKE SOME NOISE"

If you thought that was pretty funky, YOU HAVE TO CHECK OUT MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE'S NEW ALBUM. I mean, how the hell do you write stuff like that. I wanna write stuff like that, AND, still sound awesome. I mean if I could write like that, I'd probably be awesome enough.

Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys

Well, I've been an MCR fan since the start. People think they're emo or whatever. I think they're just awesome. Sell-outs or whatever. I don't give a shit. They make music that I like. I am seriously thinking of buying the album, well, but I don't have the money. Haha. It's a brilliant concept album.

So... guys who follow me on twitter, I'm sure you guys have been seeing LOTS of MCR lyrics. You guys better get hyped up for this album. Because it's seriously fun. (And non-emo)

I'd say it's probably the best album so far. (Love the starting track, Na Na Na. Oh, and Bulletproof Heart's pretty catchy. Mmm, Vampire Money's funky too.)

It's gonna be playing on my iPod for days. So yeappppp. JOIN THE CLUB, BYATCH.

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Saturday, November 20, 2010

Snape Killed Dumbledore. And There's Nothing You Can Do About It.

Hello there.

Heeeyyy guys. Whazzzuuuppppbi. I'm not sure if you've heard about this guy on Youtube. His name is Fred. Click on his name <<< to check him out.

"HEY IT'S FREDDDDDDDD~!!!"

What an annoying-gay-faggish-homosexual-retarded kid right.....? If you said, "YES, I HATE THAT HOMO KID. I WANNA PANTS HIM AND KICK HIS ASS WITH MAH FACE", then... screw your shit. (Oh yeaa~, I can come up with nastier things to say. But I'll just leave it as that.)

You've got that right. We're gonna be talking about Haters today.

So you've seen people like,

Bieber Blast!

If you thought my insult was nasty, check out what people say to him on Youtube.



So, what's with the hating man? I mean, I'm not a fan of Bieber. There's no reason to ADOREEEE him. But seriously? Creating Facebook groups sayin' "Don't hate Justin Bieber! She has feelings" or something, isn't very nice. People who joined them, you guys should be..... ashamed of yourself. (Yea that's the best I could come up with.) But still, liking someone is better than hating his/her guts. I mean even for Fred, it's the same case.

Just because they have their ways of making money and getting popular, it doesn't mean you have to HATE on them as if they raped and killed your family and wife.... Or husband...... Or gay partner. You're probably just jealous of them or something. Get a life, and do something productive, caz you probably can't do better.

It's natural for us to get upset. After all, we're just normal people. It's the same for Bieber/Fred/anyone you guys hate. Imagine going onto youtube and staring at 50 million comments directed at you, like, "DIE HOMOOOOOOOOO!" Or "DIE FAG!", it would kill me. (Okay maybe it won't, but it'll make me upset for a while. A looooonnnggg while.)

Just like Hater No. 1, remember that, guys? (Click HERE if you don't)

It was probably a few months back, but, he/she hasn't got back to me yet. Why? Because he/she probably couldn't find a reason to tell me when he/she hated me. Hater No. 1, if you're out there. You should... be ashamed of yourself too. (Just sayin')

Look, reality check here. Hating someone behind the computer doesn't make you some kind of war hero. And it certainly won't get the person you hate to stop whatever he/she's doing. Face it, if you hate him/her, there are probably 500 other people who likes him/her.

In fact, all that comes to my head when I think of haters is,

Weird, Fag, Angry,...... Definitely homosexual

Just saying. Don't get all offended now. You deserved that "hate" from me for hating stuff or people. Well, if you hate bad stuff like war and anything else that is not good at all. Then you're fine. Because I hate bad stuff too.

Okay guys, I'm gonna go. Don't hate people without a good reason! And don't be nasty kay? Stay nice. Verrryyy nice.

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Monday, November 15, 2010

Better Luck Next Time, Prince Charming

Hello there.

What's up you homosexual apes. No, seriously.. What's up guys.

I've got lots of stuff up for me.

First up, remember what I told you guys in my very first post? Obviously you won't. But it's okay. Caz I'm gonna say it again. Well, I've told you guys I'm gonna have like this Final Year Project thing. It's finally happening! So what my group's gonna do is, set up some kind of apparel store. We're gonna have some neat designs from some young local designers. I'll give you guys more info later, but don't forget to support us once our website's up and when our store location's finalized.

Oh, just a short note. If you guys think you're pretty decent looking, and you guys wanna help out as models. Contact me via Facebook, Twitter, Formspring or you can stalk me. (I'm just kidding, don't try stalking me.) I'm pretty sure I've asked some of you to help out also, so yeaaapppp, gonna try to contact you guys again. OH. Hold ye horses, if you guys can design awesome tees, or you have friends who can do that. PLEASEEEEE, tell me. Because we're looking for super-awesome-talented people like you! (Or your friends) And maybe we can work somethin' out. Y'know? Like getting YOUR DESIGNS PRINTED ON T-SHIRTS WHICH WILL BE SOLD ISLANDWIDE! (Sounds attractive ehhh.... Haha. No?)

So besides the shameless promotion of our business, let's talk about life now shall we?

The year 2010's been a pretty good year. (It's a shame that it's coming to an end) But yeaaa, lots of good stuff's been happening to me. As in, seriously, A LOT. Sure, there may be some setbacks/disappointment but it's been good generally.

But somehow, it hasn't been so smooth lately. (What a surprise... I know right?) Andddd I'm pretty much screwing everything up again. It's almost as screwed up as this,

Hahah, classic.

Yea. And I'm gonna try fixing everything again. Because it's really really messed up from where I am. Gonna need loadsa luck. (because when I say I'm screwing up, I really am. And it's not good.)

But it's okay, caz I know I won't be the only one out there. Right guys..................? Right? No? :(

Oh btw, I've finally got a job. I don't know how long it's gonna last though. So yeaaappp. The pay's like shit and... I think I may have to clean the toilets... Or maybe not.

So to all you guys who really wanna support me from the bottom of your heart, and visit me to tell me that you loveeeee me... Thanks, but I'm not gonna tell you where I'm workin' at because the "I Don't Want to Be Stalked" rule still applies.

Hahah, just kiddin'. But seriously, I'm not sure if I'm gonna last. So I'm not gonna give false hopes. Maybe when I'm more or less settled down, then I'll tell you guys. :)

Right now, I just wanna get over and done with my school work and tests. And get my life back on track.

Kayz, Peace on you guys. (Oh don't forget about the model and artist thingy, even if it means sabotaging your friends) Seeeee yaaaa.

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Thursday, November 11, 2010

Because I'm Counting Every Lie

Hello there.

So, I was just messin' around in school today. And one of my friends, Theo, was asking the group, "If you could have something, like an ability, something more realistic and not the power of flight, etc. What would it be?" Well, somewhere along those lines.

Pretty interesting, isn't it? Well, for Theo, he chose to have a photographic memory. I wasn't really thaattttt into the question, until I was on the bus, watchin' people snatch seats and y'know the usual that people do on buses. And yea, I started thinking about the endless possibilities of whatever I can have and what I want to have.

And I finally realized what I wanted.

PAH-PAH-PAH-POKER FACE.

Not Lady Gaga. But yea, I want a poker face. And if you think you have a poker face, then I want a face that's "poker-er" or the face that's the "poker-est". (What I'm tryin' te say is, I want a face more boring/dull/"unreadable" than yours.)

Why? (I've always knew you had that curious side hidden inside of you.) It's because no matter how I'm feeling, I'll still be able to hide it. Even when I'm happy. And most importantly, even when you're feeling the most vulnerable. People won't see it.

And I've told you before, humans are fragile (and there's not a damn thing you can do about it). Sometimes, acting your way out might just be the only alternative.

So, if you get my point, since we're so damn effin' good at lying/acting, we might as well go all the way out and join the masquerade. Yeap, blame our intelligence, because humans are the ones who started the lie-game.

So tell me, what would you have chosen if you were me? The ability to do a handstand with no hands? The ability to run faster? Or do you just want a humongous p***s? Well, you can always leave a comment on my Formspring.

Oh by the way, I didn't really take a stroll tonight, but I was sittin' by the poolside, with my legs in the water, and I was listening to music, thinking about some stuff and so on.

And there was some weird bug that kamikaze-d itself into the swimming pool. And I was staring at it as it struggled. It was darting around in the swimming pool, flapping its wings and legs. I was not sure if it was in pain or whatever, but I was pretty sure it definitely wasn't enjoying it.

So for people who don't really know me, I freaking H.A.T.E. bugs. But somehow, I just reached out, and scooped it out of the pool. (And during the "rescue", I was speaking to the bug, "Come on, swim over so I can reach you..." Now, don't judge me, assholes.)

Yea, I thought I killed it when I saw it lying on the floor, motionless. But then it got up. So yeap, I saved a freaking life, byatch. And I'm feelin' pretty good about it. Because, tell me, how many of you would have tried to save it? Probably 1 out of 10 of you. Nah, I kid, you guys are probably nicer than me.

Soooo, if you got to this part of the post, thannnkkkksss. Not all people read through blogs properly. And congratulations caz there's still a lot more to come.

Peace guys. Oh, btw, don't forget to check out my sister's bloggg. It's somewhere at the sidebar. Just click on "Jiaqi' and yea. That's it. See yaaaa.

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Monday, November 8, 2010

Early Sunsets.

Hello there.

Y'know I seriously suck at recalling what I have to blog about. So let's talk about the first thing that comes to my head in 3... 2... 1..., Christmas.

Nice. Alright, you sexy mamacitas, Christmas isssss awesome. I like the idea of it. Gift exchanging, hanging out with friends and families. What more could we ask for? (Not that I get gifts very often, but still)AND IT'S ALMOST HERE.

Well, for people who don't really know me well. I loveeee snow. Which means I long for a White Christmas (is that the right expression for it? I don't know. It should be..). Especially those where you sit around some fireplace in a small cottage with people you love and your friends. Yea. Somethin' like that. Also, I'm kinda a huge sucker for stars and the night sky. So it'd be good if I could just lie on a big-ass pile of snow and look at stars.

It'd be nice to have some company, (ohhh you know what I mean.)

Oh daaayyyyuuuum~

Hahah, I kid. I kinda found that pic when I searched "snow angel". Okaayy, no seriously, I'd do it with the woman of my life and yea, a family. Y'know what I mean.

OKaayyyy, something that reminds me of Christmas is alsooooo, a band called Mumford & Sons. They're kinda like an Indie Folk band? Sooooo yea, I don't know, but the vocalist's voice reminds me of Christmas. (I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one who thinks so.....)

Sooo, yeaaapp. Here's the link! to the sonngggg, so give it a listen if you can't get to sleep at night. And stuff. Pretty awesome stuff. Yeaaaappp. So I guess that's all for now. :) Tell me what you want for Christmas, and I just might get it for you. :) (Hahaha no I'm kidding. Sorry!)

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Tuesday, November 2, 2010

I Said It's Perfect.

Hello there.

Waazzuuuuppppppppppp guys. I told you I'll be celebrating Halloween with my classmates right.

Well, Ignore the gladiator dude. We don't know him. I think.

And so we did. Well, we wandered around Clarke Quay at night. And it was such an experience. I mean how often do you get to see people dress up as pirates, ghosts, bunnies and even whores? Nah, I kid. But seriously, people who bother dressing up deserve respect.

So what did I dress up as? A freaking Rubik's Cube. (yea you got that right)

Ignore the face. I had problems moving my hands.

G33K ATT4CK! (Yea I actually had a girl coming up to tell me, "YOU'RE SUCH A GEEK") Tell me the costume looks awesome. I think it does! Caz I didn't make it!

The person I/we have to thank issssssssss,

Dora the Seductive Explorer.

SHAZLIN! (Sorry for the photo, but it's a hilarious impromptu shot. I just had to share it.) Apparently, she took 6 hours to make the Rubiks costume with a cardboard box, masking tape and coloured papers. And she organized the whole Halloween party thing for the class too. So yeaapppp. 3 cheers for Shazlin!.... (Okay you can stop now.)

P.S.


I was trying on Shazlin's wig that day. And I realized. I WANT MY FREAKING LONG HAIR BACK. NOW. It's so unfair....

Okay bye guys.


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