Little Lion Man

Hello there.

Hi guys. Today I'm gonna tell you an interesting story.

Once upon a time, there was a man named Man. Man was born with an extraordinarily kind heart.

Everyday, without fail, he would run around town, helping his fellow townsmen in ways you can never imagine.

He would rescue Tom's kitten from a tree, gather fruits for Margaret and even teaching for free at the local school. He was like, the bottomless pit of warmth and compassion and whatever other words there can be used in this context.

It was a glorious morning, with sun-rays beaming through Man's windows. Somehow, he felt... extra special.

As he strolled through the woods with an overwhelming aura of cheeriness, something golden caught his eye. Literally golden.

Behold, there sat a lion, (idk.. do lions sit down? Wth is that stance? Lying down?) staring at Man intently. It gave a soft purrr~ (like a cat) and moaned, "I stepped on a branch and I have splinters on my feet. It hurts." (Although lions never talk, but Man knew what it was saying)

"Oh, you poor thing.. Come on, let me have a look at that," Man suggested.

As Man rushed over to help the lion, the lion POUNCED on Man, savaged through his frail body, (frail as compared to the lion) which rendered Man helpless. On the ground, with his guts spilling out of his abdomen.

With his last breath, Man could only ask, "Whyyyy..?"

You wanna know why? Huh?

Because it doesn't pay to be kind? .... NO. (Don't try to be a smart alec)

The moral of the story is... You don't mess around with lions. No you don't. If you see a lion in the woods. You just run. Yea. Run. Because lions they don't give chances, they play the fool. They observe, they wait and then they go in for the kill. That's right.

Okay. Yay. Story time over. Mmm. Btw you guys should check these videos out.

Uhm, some of you may find her familiar. If you don't, you should watch more local tv. I'm pretty sure she was a child actress. I think she's actually really good, so yea.. click on HER.

Okay and then this one's really a good video. BUT. It's gonna be an event! 27th April 2011. That's right. ROLLERCOASTER DAY 2011!!! Erm click here to check it out. I might consider going down to Sentosa or something. Not RWS caz it's freaking expensive. YA. IT'S A DAY FOR FUN.

That's about it guys. See ya soonnn. BAMZ.

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